Well, moi (the trend oracle) made you a list of what’s IN and OUT the next month.

🍓You’re VERY BERRY welcome🍓:

HOT:

• Smoky eyes!! (Make it black, messy and smudgy)

• Frappuchino (Starbucks, caramel with a straw)

• Hot pants!

• Hollywood curls (Again: make it messy) 

• Vanilla parfume (The amount that takes over every room entered)

• Carrying a pocket diary

• FEATHERS 

• SUEDE leather (Minnetonka boots for example 🤤)

• SEQUINS!

• HOT DOGS and BURGERS (fast food)

• Keychains (as much as possible)

• BIG hand bags!!! 

• Pink rouge (mobile with clap mirror - doing your makeup on the go!!)

• Having toooo much on your schedule!! 

• H&M (vintage)

• Folded ballerinas

• Jeans so tight you have to lie on the floor to get them on

• ROMANCE (as clichee as possible)

• Boho chic marriage (messy braids and lace)

• Boho chic (in general)

• Orange skies (COACHELLA SUMMER NIGHT- VIBE)

• Concerts (make it indiepop)

• Black and white photo edit 

• Guyliner (Brandon Flowers vibe)

• Long tangly necklaces 

• Flower hair accessories (Lana del Rey born to die vibe)

• Tailcoat jacket (Panic at the disco vibes)

• Ballerina aestetics (Elle Fanning paparazzi 2010)

• Being sunkissed

• Bringing instruments to parties (being the guitar guy)

• GOLDEN clothes!!

NOT:

• Assymmetri shit 

• Oversized clothing

• Instagram beauty filters (put real makeup on instead!!)

• Fairys 

• Soul Care

• The “natural/clean” makeup look, (stop cosplaying “natural beauty” lol, time to kill this idea and put on some glitter, shimmer,💄)

• Looking sporty without doing sports (haha die hard!!!)

• Mullets (died long ago, but a friendly reminder to the fashion tone-deaf) 😉

• Mushroom aestetics

• Chunky shoes

• Cottagecore (it was good while it lasted, but it’s time to wake up now Alice… let’s face it: big city life’s more GLAM than grandma’s apron)

• Astrology (stop blaming the stars - start blaming each other) 🤡

• Skincare feminism 

• Stripcore (fetish clothes as normal clothes)

• Clown makeup 

• Bratz fashion

BISOOOOOOUS

BG

PUSSPUSS
xxxxxxx

🚨AC