Well, moi (the trend oracle) made you a list of what’s IN and OUT the next month.
🍓You’re VERY BERRY welcome🍓:
HOT:
Smoky eyes!! (Make it black, messy and smudgy)
Frappuchino (Starbucks, caramel with a straw)
Hot pants!
Hollywood curls (Again: make it messy)
Vanilla parfume (The amount that takes over every room entered)
Carrying a pocket diary
FEATHERS
SUEDE leather (Minnetonka boots for example 🤤)
SEQUINS!
HOT DOGS and BURGERS (fast food)
Keychains (as much as possible)
BIG hand bags!!!
Pink rouge (mobile with clap mirror - doing your makeup on the go!!)
Having toooo much on your schedule!!
H&M (vintage)
Jeans so tight you have to lie on the floor to get them on
ROMANCE (as clichee as possible)
Boho chic marriage (messy braids and lace)
Boho chic (in general)
Orange skies (COACHELLA SUMMER NIGHT- VIBE)
Concerts (make it indiepop)
Black and white photo edit
Guyliner (Brandon Flowers vibe)
Long tangly necklaces
Flower hair accessories (Lana del Rey born to die vibe)
Tailcoat jacket (Panic at the disco vibes)
Ballerina aestetics (Elle Fanning paparazzi 2010)
Being sunkissed
Bringing instruments to parties (being the guitar guy)
GOLDEN clothes!!
NOT:
Assymmetri shit
Instagram beauty filters (put real makeup on instead!!)
The “natural/clean” makeup look, (stop cosplaying “natural beauty” lol, time to kill this idea and put on some glitter, shimmer,💄)
Looking sporty without doing sports (haha die hard!!!)
Mullets (died long ago, but a friendly reminder to the fashion tone-deaf) 😉
Mushroom aestetics
Chunky shoes
Cottagecore (it was good while it lasted, but it’s time to wake up now Alice… let’s face it: big city life’s more GLAM than grandma’s apron)
Astrology (stop blaming the stars - start blaming each other) 🤡
Skincare feminism
Stripcore (fetish clothes as normal clothes)
Clown makeup
BISOOOOOOUS
BG
PUSSPUSS
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