So to all the little biaatches out there! I came to the realisation that I’m obsessed with bolding hair.
Like there is just something so liberating and freeing when your partner has almost no to very little hair, and I’m not talking about the WANNABE edgy buzz cuts here… That’s so grosssss. UFF. I just swallowed my own vomit.
I’m basically talking about the ELDERLY GENTS OUT THERE. <33333
Like the one where the hair really falls off, because of there genes or whatever it is… I never really attended school 🤡 ( I was always busy reading VOGUE and get high under the bridge in my home town FYI)……
WELL WHO CARES? Back to the DILFS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Wait, I forgot to mention that this is ALL ABOUT DILFS!!! well the cat is out of the sack.
well basically there is this HOT-ness level of 100 when your man is like truly old and maybe has a kid in your age- like how iconic LOL
and then now I realised I want to create some hot fan fiction of a hot DILF but TBH I first need to rank them in order of CHICness, so I thought it might be genius to create a hot DILF LIST
so OFC I ranked them! LIKE Any proper BIATCH would do so here you go!
NUMBER 10 :
Who else wants to sit in this gents lap while he plays you some soothing tunes on le piano??? ***BLUSHING**
Being very into the ROCK CHIC style and vibe lately, I wouldn’t say no to a proper ROCKSTAR DADDI! Ozzy’s cute looks compensates for the fact that it’s hard to hear what he’s saying nowadays :—/ this is what happens when rockstars don’t join the 27 club… It do put him quite high up at the ranking list though since I want my dream DILF to say smart things I don’t understand.
These piercing eyes.. And I will not lie, the book backdrop makes me wanna pull up my skirt some inches and put on my heart shaped lolita glasses.
I even checked his horoscope to see our match and OFCOURSE he’s an ARIES (GOD OF MARS); think FIRE, PASSION, HEAT… 💣💣💣
SPIT IN MY FACE ZIZEK - GOD OF FIRE AND MARS!!!
Also such a hot match with moi (Gemini) ;))
Old Rockstar GENTS might be the most elegant accessory, and Lana is the queen of wearing them my opinion. Like look how nicely she wears the Guns N roses daddy Axl 💥💥
Would not mind having him behind.. or any other angle.. 😋
Puppy eyes + silver hair + complicated words I don’t understand = MY HEART LOST IT’S SHAPE 💦💦💦💦
Samuel L. Jackson
What garment gives more DILF vibes than a good old flat cap?? And noone wears it as this 💘BABY💘 - backwards ! #cooldad ADOPT ME!
HE CAN TOP ME ANYTIME, a bottom is waiting.
If anyone would ever order a hitman to kill me. Make it Mads in Hannibal
I’m waiting with the poppers.
Okey so we’re reaching the second place of the DILF LIST, and PAULO.. it’s YOU!! Give me physical exciment please!
🍆 +🍆 = 👨👦
Noam Chomsky !!!!!!
Well this might reveal the fact that there’s something I find potentially even hotter than DILFS….
Namely GDILF (Grandpas I’d like to f***)….
Noam. I’m YOURS!!!!
Enough is enough, I’m already blushing